I came in contact with a common household bug

That quickly met his match with hundred dollar drugs

And in a week or two I know that I'll be fine

And all the bumps will fade from the skin of my behind

I've got my head screwed on backwards - sideways

Visions from fever I can't hear what you say



Oh wow, another movie, I hope this one's great

A period piece set in the nineteenth century late

Well I'll wager I'll be bored before halfway

It's with a deep regret that I even push play



I should have this when I was a child

I shouldn't have this now