(Springfield)

I woke up from the drink I had

The room was dark and suddenly began to swirl

I should have heeded mother's words

She said she'd heard it said you were a naughty girl

But what does a mother know

That we really need to know

And what would she say if she knew



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Na na na na you're just a Bad Boy

Who, who, who

Na na na na they'll drive you mad boy

Who, who, who

But mother, what a way to go



I looked out as the sun came up

I shook my head and said I really should be gone

I grabbed my shoes and daily news

And walked out in the heat beneath the summer sun

But father was there outside with no place to run and hide

He looked most upset as he said "Where've you been?"



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But what if she'd walked in and caught us

Do you think she'd have been shocked

The way that she talked you'd think I was a daughter

Anyway the door was locked



I know that mother disagrees

But I would really like to see you again

And if you want to see me too

Then meet me in the bushes at the river bend

And no one will find us out

'Cause no one will be about

But still I can hear them all say



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