I'm dealing with it everyday

it just keeps getting in my way

I've seen it from every angle

and it's always in a tangle

At first I tried to dippity doo

Now I'm using Elmers Glue

But I just cannot fight the funk

because I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

Manic panic's on sale at the mall

punk in a jar, kids, let's not stall

We'll show our colors on weekends

cause we've got nothing to defend

Let's get drunk, and smash the state

as long as we're not home too late!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'm going nowhere, I don't care

as long as I have cool nose rings

As long as I have punk rock hair

just like I saw on MTV

As long as there are punk rock bands

I'll just keep my head in the sand

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk

cause I'm a bad hair day punk!

(Where's my hairspray?)