Grandma needs new dentures

To eat the crust on pizza

Been taken out by her daughter

Because she thought she ought'a

The kids are eating snickers

Because they're so delicious

Then there's sticky fingers

And mother loses her knickers



bank holiday comes six times a year

times of enjoyment

to which everyone cheers

bank holiday comes a six pack of beer

than it's back to work A.G.A.I.N



Bar-b-que is cooking

Sausages and chicken

The patio is buzzing

The neighbours they are looking

John is down the fun pub

Drinking lots of lager

Girls and boys are on the game

All the high streets look the same