Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling

He won't be doing much playing around this weekend

Nevertheless he'll do his best

Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen

He doesn't know the possibilities of AIDS

He's never heard of these things

He's been a secluded priest

All his life he's raped the sisters

Oh, la la la la di

All the candy's falling out of his rectum

He keeps it in his rec room to die

In the light of day all the candy melts away

Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend

Next week he'll be available again for business

By then, oh...