Grandma needs new dentures

To eat the crust on pizza

Been taken out by her daughter

Because she thought she oughta

The kids are eating Snickers

Because they're so delicious

Then there's sticky fingers

And mother loses her knickers

Bank holiday comes six times a year

Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers

Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer

Then it's back to work

A-g-a-i-n

Barbecue is cooking

Sausages and chicken

The patio is buzzing

And neighbors they are looking

John is down the fun pub

Drinking lots of lager

Girls and boys are on the game

And all the high streets look the same