{*scratching* "To the Batmobile - let's go!"}

"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"

"Roger, ready to move out"



[during Chorus - theme song of repeats the "Batman!" music + vocals]



[Chorus: Lady of Rage & RBX]

No one, can save the day like Batman

Robin, will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fightin crime

No one, can save the day like Batman



[RBX]

Commissioner X here!

Batman & Robin, we have a bit of a problem

There's trouble brewing in Gotham City

You MUST act fast!



[Lady of Rage] + (Snoop)

Holy mackeral Batman! I think these clowns need to back down

Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em SCAT man

(When you say scat man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh

(When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover)

We can take it to the Bassment, live with Tigger

Go get The Riddler, to watch me play that nigga like a fiddler

on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?

She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh

(We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero)

You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro



[Snoop Dogg] + (Rage)

Surprise! The Dynamic Duo

Batman & Robin, gats set for squabbin (nigga!)

Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (nigga!)

Plat! Means more than one million sales

That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up

Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?



"Batman! Batman! Batman."

{*scratched: "And you're about to find out"*}



[Chorus]



{*scratched: "And you're about to find out"*}



[Lady of Rage]

Yeah, when it's beef in Gotham City I, gots to flip and

Hit 'em with the POW! BAM! BIFF! Whoa

Pick up your lips, don't trip, tie your shoelace

When I spit, I split it, turn Harvey Dent into Two-Face

Robin, I'm more than a sidekick, I'm more like the livest

They wanna go head up and collide

And like collision, hope your moms made provisions

See you ain't got no wins baby, not even a smidgen

Mad hostility dealt, now I'ma really be felt

Switch on my utility belt, make yo' facility melt

I go Mad on yo' Hatter, watch yo' whole shit splatter

Get, wicked on yo' case like Detective Van Adder

So the, sayin goes, if you snooze you lose

Trust you do, me and Batman the Dynamic Two!



[Chorus]



[Snoop Dogg]

Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chillin

Catnip for Catwoman so she caught the feeling

Huh, talk about flavor for a Pringle

A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle

Damn, just then, the Bat Phone ringin

They hoo-bangin' in Gotham, I got to do my thing



[RBX]

Batman! War is on the brink

It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink

Call up Robin quick, you know what to do

Add dye to the water and splash the town blue



[Snoop Dogg]

Shit I'm there in a flash, Batmobile on 3's

Trust me buddy, got heat for Mr. Freeze

And Clayface will catch the em-brace

of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb

.. and don't you forget it

Takin out you suckers and you don't know how I did it



[Outro]

No one, can save the day like Batman

Robin, will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fightin crime

No one, can save the day like Batman

Robin, will make you sway like that and

Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme

Deep in Gotham, fightin crime



[Lady of Rage]

Dirty Dinkins Batman!

Did you see those crispy khaki creases on that rugged wretched..



[Snoop Dogg]

Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back Robin

Get Alfred and tell him to have barbecued buffalo wings

and a pitcher of Kool-Aid on chill

It's about to get real in the field



[Lady of Rage]

Leapin Lo-lo's! Over there Batman! That's a no-no!

Let's hop out this fo'-do'!



[Snoop Dogg]

Yea yea yea, systems engaged

Start the Bat Engine, hit the Bat Switches

You ready Robin? Let's dip



[Lady of Rage]

Let's, dip! Holy Hoodrat Sally smokin crack in the alley

Let's, dip! I mean, crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman!

We must, we MUST Batman, listen to me

Holy Leapin Lizards and Gizzards and all that shit that come with it

And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle

God damnit Batman! {*echoes*}



"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - BATMAN!!"