Hey, hey, I'm a pasty gray



My name is Al,

I'm really grand.

I'll be your pal

With X's on my hands.



You like my rap?

I wear a cap.



CHORUS: Be Al! Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!!!



Do a stage dive on my head,

Or maybe drink alone instead.

Don't you like the way I smile?

I drive all the women wild.

Watch me run.....

..just like a reptile.



CHORUS: Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!! BE AL!!!



I live my life;

Don't ask me why.

I'm one handsome hunk of guy.

I'm a legend,

I'm a rave.

Even if I need a shave.



CHORUS: Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!! BE AL!!!



This song will be heard by millions.

BE AL!

I'm a natural singer.

BE AL!

Play that bass riff.

Hey, hey