With judy garland and ethel merman

Written by mel torme



Voice:



>from television city in hollywood, the judy garland show!







Judy



(speaking)



Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonight, i, we've



Marvellous people...



(singing)



We've got barbra streisand



I think she's nice and



She has such voice and



She got such elegance



It's a joy to have her on my show!







(applause)







Barbra



Judy! it's great to be with you.







Judy



Be my guest, be my guest







Barbra



You know, i've been a fan of yours since i was two.







Judy



Be my guest, be my guest







Barbra



Well if i really am your guest



I have a small request







Judy



Anything you wanna do







Barbra



Anything?







Judy



Anything!







Barbra



Can i replace you?







Judy



Be my guest, be my guest







(applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)







Ethel



Hi, what a team! watch the team!







Judy



I'm just so surprised to see ... you look marvellous







Ethel



I feel pretty good. i was uhm...







Judy



You know me fellas







Ethel



Yeah, how about that, i, i was across the, i am across the hall here i was



Taping a red scelton show and ... gee...







Judy



What did you do belting?







Ethel



I was belting? i heard you two belting! i heard the noise and that's why i



Came in here. i just came in to say hello, that's all.







Judy



And how about this barbra? what about ...







Ethel



Yeah, isn't it great, the new belter!



Yeah, what's the next thing now after this... the next big thing? that you



...







Barbra



It's called funny girl it's about fanny brice you know,







Ethel



Wonderfull! have a good...







Barbra



Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.







Ethel



You have a good composer?







Barbra



Jule styne







Ethel



Oh, jule styne, he wrote, he wrote gipsy, oh my goodness she couldn't



Have... oh, you're in good hands girl!