Sand is hurting my tender feet

The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine

I hate the people on the beach

With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane



I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No!



I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she

Lies on the beach like a barrier reef

Soaking up the stupid sun

While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun



I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!

(x2)



This is no way to spend a summer

I've got sand caked on my feet

I gave my ice cream to a shark

And now I've got nothing to eat

No fun!



I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.