Kids today-they're all the same

All call themselves-some crazy name

All those drugs-they can't be sane

All that noise-affects their brains



And it's such a crime

How they waste their time

They can't get nowwhere

They've all gone Beat Crazy

Beat Crazy



They say the world-is in a mess

But they can talk-the way they dress

Can't get no jobs-can't get no careers

With safety pins-stuck through their ears



And it's such a crime

How they waste their time

They can't get nowwhere

They've all gone Beat Crazy

Beat Crazy



And if the Russians ever come

They'll all be beating bongo drums

So who'll defend-in World War III

Where could we turn-where would they be



And it's such a crime

How they waste their time

They can't get nowwhere

They've all gone Beat Crazy

Beat Crazy