Well there's a man I know

At least I used to years ago

I didn't really mind

He used to come 'round all the time



Of course he had to be fed

I had to give him a bed

He used to kip on my sofa

They used to call him a loafer



I've heard he's changed a lot since then

But some of his ways he just can't mend



Told the other day

That he'd offered to pay

He didn't like his dad

He earned all he ever had



He didn't have no shame

He was a master at his game

He never showed his hand

He was the bed and breakfast man



He was, he was the bed and breakfast man