the turnout tonight is weak

the crowd is looking eager

only forty to fifty in the flock

three more beers and im bringing woodstock

and you can prolly see that were not all that tight

but a couple of drinks will alter your sight

that does not mean fight



im not saying I have to be drunk tequilla shots make it more fun

Ohhh im having fun

Ohhh Beer Goggles Ohhh Beer Goggles

I love to put them on them on



Next to each other at the bar shes thinking hes the one

Im thinking wheres my car

She thinks i look good and obviously she didnt smell that fart

"What kind of cologne are you wearing" Hey man its a strart

"My name is Barbie" "My name is Ken"

The perfect couple cuz were drunk in the head

Ohh im drunk again



Ohh Beer Goggles

Ohh Beer Goggles

I love to put them on and one size fits all