(Kinky Friedman)



Time to resign from the human race

Wipe those tears from your lovely face

Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose

Before all hell breaks loose.



Before you go I wish you'd come

Before you leave wish you'd love me some.

I'll give you all of the dreams you can use

Before all hell breaks loose.

All right!



Now I know what the gypsy meant

When he told me I'd never be President.

He said, “Adopt a Korean, kill you a moose

Before all hell breaks loose. ”



You poked fun at my cowboy shoes,

You said they looked just like big canoes.

Now it's time for the chosen ones to choose

Before all hell breaks loose.



Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news

God save the Queen and the kangaroos

And what kind of rubbers did Joseph use

Before all hell broke loose.



Time to resign from the human race,

Wipe those tears from your lovely face.

Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose

Before all hell breaks loose.

Hell on America!