Being Around by Lemonheads

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If I was the fridge would you open the door?

If I was the grass would you mow your lawn?

If I was your body would you still wear clothes?

If I was a booger would you blow your nose?

Where would you keep it?

Would you eat it?

I'm just trying to give myself a reason

For being around



If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang?

If I was the dance floor would you shake your thang?

If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce

Up and down inside your bank account?

Would you trust me not to break you?

I'm just trying really hard to make you

Notice me being around



If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?

If I was a maid could I clean your flat?

If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet?

In time save me from mud off the street?

If you like me if you love me

Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?

I'm real grubby

>From just being around



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This song was typed in by Gary Adkins (gary@gnu.ai.mit.edu) from listening

to the track on the CD single 'My Drug Buddy' (Atlantic 85780-2). If you

believe any words are incorrrect, please email comments to me