He rants and raves, he screams and shouts

He always flips his lid

But deep down inside he loves you kids

I know that you think he's just a goon

But he makes little Vapid clean his room



He don't like Nirvana

I know he don't like Prong

And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song



CHORUS:

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel - you just hate him 'cuz he don't hafta work

Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"

Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"

Ben Weasel...

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?

Ben Weasel, he's so cool



He drinks mud, he smokes his butts

He's glued to his T.V.

But when I drink a brew he frowns on me

He paces in his living room and festers every night

But we know that his bark's worse than his bite



He don't like Nirvana

I know he don't like Prong

And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song



CHORUS