Bert: Ernie .... Ernie .... Ernie, I'm tired of that program .... Ernie, we've been watching television all day [or for several hours?] and I'd like to play a record now .... Ernie?



Ernie: Shh, Bert! Keep it down, I'm trying to watch television.



Bert: Okay, smart guy, you watch your ol' TV. I'm going to play a record anyway.



[Bert promptly marches back to the record player, starts playing jazzy music and dancing to it. Note: the TV, record player, etc., are continuous throughout the arguement.]



Ernie: Bert?! BERT! Hey, I can't hear the television! [No response] Bert?! Okay, if that's the way you want to be about it .... [he goes over the radio, turns it on loudly, starts humming along] (This is where I get lost, as there is so much noise to hear either clearly.)



Bert: Ernie! Alright Ernie! [whereupon he runs over to the blender and turns that on] Alright, HERE!



[By now the place is full of noise.]



Ernie: OH YEAH?!



Bert: YEAH! YOU LIKE IT??!



Ernie: OH YEAH!!



(POOOOOOOOF! All the lights go out, the sounds quit, we see only Ernie