I'm upper, upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all



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I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls,

And she's got big balls,

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!



And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!



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Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure,

They're the balls that I like best.

And my balls are always bouncing,

To the left and to the right.

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.



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And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh, we have such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail

Crabs

Crayfish