The mist rolls off the beaches:

the train rolls into the station.

Weekend happiness seekers --- pent-up saturation.

Well, we don't mean anyone any harm,

we weren't on the Glasgow train.

See you at the Pleasure Beach:

roller-coasting heroes.

Big Dipper riding ---

we'll give the local lads a hiding

if they keep us from the ladies

hanging out in the penny arcades.

Shaking up the Tower Ballroom

throwing up in the bathroom.

Landlady's in the backroom ---

I'm the Big Dipper ---

it's the weekend rage.



Rich widowed landlady give me your spare front door key.

If you're 39 or over, I'll make love to you next Thursday ---

I may stay over for a week or two

drop a postcard to my mum.

I'll see you at the waltzer ---

we'll go big-dipping daily.