They say you're feeling charitable

And that she's just a helpless little girl

You say she needs counseling

But I find it hard to believe

Cause baby looks like

A very big girl to me



You say she's harmless

I don't know about that

She's just a kitty but to me

Looks like a very capable cat

What'cha say about that?

You say she's unattractive,

She doesn't turn you on

But that expression on your face

Ain't exactly a yawn

You say she needs advising

But I find it hard to believe

Cause baby looks like

A very big girl to me



Yeah that cupcake

Don't exactly look like no hostess to me

Cause baby looks like

A very big girl to me