Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fucking nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

And you should see the way it shits



I've got a big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door



I was knocked out of bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"



No more big lizard in my backyard

I won't have to feed it anymore

No more lizard in my backyard

They shipped his ass to El Salvador



I got knocked out of bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"



Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

Well, I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

That's pretty neat

Yeah it's fucking nifty

But I, I just can't afford to feed it