Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door



I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well, that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fuckin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

And you should see the way it shits



I've got a big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door



I was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said