[Sampled Words]:

What'll we get for ten dollars?

Every t'ing you want.

Everything?

Every t'ing

[Bill]:

Monica?

[Monica]

Yes, Bill?

[Bill]

Monica, what would you do for a job here at the
White House?

[Monica]

I'd do anything, Bill.

[Bill]

Really?

[Monica]

Mm-hm.

[Bill]:

Well, do you swallow?

[Monica]

I sure do, Bill.

[Bill]

You do?

[Monica]

Mm-hm.

[Bill]

Well, what would you do with this cigar?

[Monica]

Well why don't you let me show you, Billy.

Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh,
sock it to me! Aaah!

Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)

Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time!

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]

Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard

Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss

Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches

Said, What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and
kiss it?

She arrived at the White House, knocked on the
door,

Threw her draws on the floor and said Fuck me!
like a whore

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!

Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's.

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Now Monica ...

Monica, c'mon, let's go into the Oval Office,
girl.

I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ...

Comeon now, let's go ... well, you know we can go
half on it, baby ...

Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]

Gore always asks him why he sexes so much

It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a
nut

Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be
sad

Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad

'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever
gets busted

And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the ass

He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning

He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here

and break me off in the Oval Office, now ...

di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads?

I'm ready to get my freak on, girl,

I don't know about you ... I'm not a player no
more, girl ... naw,

I just crush a lot ...

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]

You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate
motherfucker

I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each
other

I'll play with your mind just like it's a game

I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a train

And fuck Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that bitch

I even got her on tape sucking on my dick

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning

Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my
woman

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's sogood,
girl ...

I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic
Convention ...

so you can hook up all the fellas ...

this'll be goodfor some vogues ...

I can't believe this ... ohhh God ...

Breakdown: [Mr Mixx]

(cuts and scratches: Hey, what's the matter,
baby?)

Chorus

[Bill] (during chorus):

Oh Monica, that's ...

oh, that feels so goood!

Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh!

Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!!

Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh yes!

Oh ...

Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]

It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill

He made you an intern, and you ratted still

You tell your parents that he turned you out

In the Oval Office of the White House

You said it yourself, you like it like he do

You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too

He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em

He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!

Chorus

[Outro] (repeated till end of track)

Fuckie suckie

Me fuckie suckie

[Bill] (during chorus and outro):

Monica, I can't believe you did this to me!

I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do
this to me?

Now what's America gonna think?

I mean, it could've just been me, you, and my
wife Hilary!

No one had to know!

You didn't have to go tell everybody, now!

Ken Starr's on my case and ...

bringin' up all that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones
and ...

Jennifer Flowers stuff!

My wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary!
Hilary --

Chelsea, tell your mom I'm talking to her!

Hilary, talk to me, dammit!

Come on, say somethin'!

I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me,
woman!

I can't believe this! ...

My career's in shambles ...

but I still love America!

Me so horny