(Lyle Lovett)

It's Saturday night

You check the TV guide

And pray the black and white

Can keep you satisfied



She had yellow hair

She had high-heel shoes

She red the whole affair

And left you black and blue



In 1956

She was just a kiss

In 1985

How could she come to this



He had yellow hair

He like high-heel shoes

Lipstick was everywhere

And he left her black and blue



So it's Saturday night

You check the TV guide

And pray you'll be all right

Because it's your turn this time



See she had yellow hair

She had high-heel shoes

Lipstick was everywhere

And you left her black and blue



What's it to you

It's black and blue