I've got some buddies

And we all drink bleach

You know we practice

What we preach



We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys

Trashed on beers

Or a stoned bunch of hippies with

No careers



Drinkin bleach is the way to win



Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys, baby

In a world where ministers murder golfers

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight



Had 26 friends

In the beginning

But now it seems our numbers

Are thinning



Some people snort coke

Others love to bet

Still others get high in a private jet



Drinkin' bleach is my way of winnin'



Don't you wanna drink some bleach, baby

In a world where murders run for mayor

Don't you wanna drink some bleach, tonight



I'm so bored, I'm drinkin' bleach (4x)



I AM SO BORED! ahee-ha-ha