Beefsteak Charlie says to Porky the Pig

"I can see the party lights

Someone's throwin' a bash and it sure looks big

Down at the slaughterhouse tonight."

Say, let's get together and hit the buffet

You might as well stuff yourself,

They'll only throw it away



Old Colonel Sanders says to Elsie the Cow

"Golly, baby you're the one

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,

pickle, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun."

Say, we just got time for a roll in the hay

Might as well stuff yourself

They've come to take you away



I know where you're going, I can tell

Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell

Don't misunderstand me, I wish you well

Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell