Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob

tried to rob a train with cattle

He laid in ambush above the hills

early Sunday morning



He blew the tracks to smithereens

with the biggest blast you've ever seen

and the cattle ran all over the place

and there was Bob with the longest face



Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast

wanted by the law for the freight train blast

the sheriff and his men is a big bad mob

and they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob



And the cattle ran back in to town

where all was peace and quiet

but when the people saw the herd

they surely caused a riot



The cattle smashed the bank in flakes

just like the worst of robbers

and the sheriff scratched his head and wondered

where to put them all



Chorus