You can watch Mister Rogers

You can watch Three's Company

And you can turn on Fame

Or the Newlywed Game

Or the Addams Family



Say, you can watch Barney Miller

And you can watch your MTV

And you can watch 'till your eyes

fall out of your head

That'll be okay with me

And you can watch (TV)



You can watch Johnny Carson

You can watch Phil Donahue

And you can use TV Guide

To help you decide

With a capsulized review



Say, you can watch 60 Minutes

Even Captain Kangaroo

But there's only one set

So whatever you watch

Well, you know I gotta watch it too



A-say, give it up

Give it up

Television's takin' its toll

That's enough

That's enough

Gimme the remote control



I've been nice

I've been good

Please don't do this to me

Turn it off

Turn it off

I don't wanna have to see

The Brady Bunch

Not the Brady Bunch

Well, the Brady Bunch

Yeah, the Brady Bunch



It's the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold

Like their mother

The youngest one in curls



It's the story of a man named Brady

Who was busy with three boys of his own

They were four men living all together

A-yeah, but they were all alone



Till then one day

A-one day

When the lady met this fellow

And they knew

And they knew

It was much more than a hunch

That the group

A-this group

Must somehow form a family

That's the way

That's the way

That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch



Well, the Brady Bunch

Yeah, the Brady Bunch

Well, the Brady Bunch

Oh, it's the Brady Bu-unch...