Brain-off, ladies and gentlemen

Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance

Why, we all know how time flies when you're having fun

But that's not the problem, is it?

It's how it drags when there's work to be done

And folks, that's why there's Brain-off

It's wonderful new device

A tiny electrode that affixes in the back of your skull

And the battery pack you can hold on your belt

Set the timer for seven and half hours

Punch in at work, and before you know it

It's time to go

I don't know how it works, but I use it

Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance

And by the way folks, brain-off also works in the evenings

If you find yourself just worried sick,

Feeling like you're missing out on life

Brain-off keeps you from thinking

It's not a drug, it's an appliance