So you're ten pounds overweight,

And you can't see your toes;

Your butt's as large as a beach ball,

A fact that everyone knows;

Thighs as large as tree trunks,

Big and juicy they say,

So your momma picks you up,

You're gonna diet today!

What am I gonna do?

Stuck in this trap!

Loads of fat all over my body

- HELP!

Diet

I'm so tired

What a riot

Cos I'm on diet