A goose and a goose make...two geese.

A moose and a moose make...two meese?

A mouse and a mouse make...two mice.

A grouse and a grouse make...grice?

Greese?



One buffalo, two buffali?

That sounds good. Give it a try

It may be wrong. It still might fly.

One Buffalo. Two buffali.



An ox and an ox make...oxen

A fox and a fox make...foxen?

A cow and a cow makes...cattle.

A sow and a sow make sattle?

Seattle?



One kangaroo, two kangari?

Works for me. Give it a try.

It may be wrong. It still might fly

One kangaroo. Two kangari!



A whole buncha crickets...make a racket.

A whole packs jackals...make a jacket.

Bucks make a bucket.

Ducks make a duccat.

Do a whole buncha duccate...make a quacket?

Why not?



A pooch and a pooche make...two peach.

A leech and a leech make...two looch.

A roach and a roach make...two reach.

A priest and a priest...what? Preach?



One carabou. Two carabi?

I love it! Give it a try

It may be wrong. It still might fly.

One carabou. Two carabi.



Twelve inchworms...make a footworm

That's one long and skinny shaped worm.

Two footworms...make a feet worm.

Which you measure with a tapeworm.



A gnu and a gnu make...two gnee.

A shrew and a shrew make...two shree

A pair of canaries. How sweet!

That's called a parakeet.



One cockatoo. Two cockafour.

Why don't you make up some more?

Adding an "S", oh what a snore!

One cockatoo. Two cockafour.



One buffalo. Two buffali

One carabour. Two carbi

One kangaroo. Two kangari

One buffalo. Two buffali



Hey, Mary-Kate, what's a lot of baby tooths? Baby teeth.

What's a lot of Baby Ruths? Baby Reeth?

A lot of hippos? Hippies! Two buzzards? A blizzard