You're looking for the one who fucked your mom

It's not me

It's not me



You're looking for the one who made you cry

That's not me

It's not me



If you wanna stuff your garbage in that hole

Oh, baby I'm your man of the hour



You think the world's got the evil eye on you

That's not true

That's not true



The only one I see causing major pain

Is just you

It's just you



If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay

Then baby I'm your man of the hour



Some people go to bed with Lucifer

Then they cry when they don't greet the day with God



I know life's a bummer baby

But that's got precious little to do with me



You think you've found the one most like yourself

And that's me

Yeah that's me



You're sure we've known each other all our lives

That could be

That could be



If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay

Then baby I'm your man of the hour



Some people go to bed with Lucifer

Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God



I know life's a bummer baby

But that's got precious little to do with me

I know life's a bummer baby

But that's got nothing at all

To do with me



I needed a small vacation

So they put me on a train

They called it "rehabilitation"

Oh, but here I am again

It's against my second nature

Not to to chase you down that hole

I need a fistful of medication

Just to keep it in my pants



Ain't nothing like it



You're looking for the one who fucked your mom

It's not me

It's not me



You're looking for the one who made you cry

It's not me

That's not me



If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay

Then baby I'm your man of the hour



Some people go to bed with Lucifer

Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God



I know life's a bummer baby

But that's got precious little to do with me

I know life's a bummer baby

But that's got damn nothing at all

To do with me