Burns Carpenter, Man of Science

discovers a new rich compound

a liquid form of love

a brain in psychic peril

This kind of love

will destroy the ozone

Tossed sharply in production

but unique opportunity presents itself

then this is the new school

the first day is always anxious

the first day is always

This kind of love

will destroy the ozone

Taken to the test

but regrettably not sold

for ultimately it must fail

untimely and perhaps not too bold

This kind of love

will destroy the ozone