Exotic scenery from far away lands

With outstanding bargains on designer brands

A honeymoon in summer our romance is in bloom

We'll be together in our own private room



We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...

We'll be happy somewhere down the road

On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall



Two months of his salary he spent on my ring

It makes me so happy I just want to sing

We'll be contented both night and day

Put it on credit -- some day we'll pay



We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...

We'll be happy somewhere down the road

On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall



We'll listen to our Walkman on the bus

The driver is so cheerful, he even talks to us



We're self sufficient, we've brought lunch in a sack

Drink all you want to, the restroom's in the back

Recline our seats a bit and drift off to sleep

When we awake, we're gonna get stuff really cheap



We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...

We'll be happy somewhere down the road

On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall



We'll send a bunch of postcards to our friends

Pictures of Niagara Falls we found in bargain bins



We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...

We'll be happy somewhere down the road

On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall