I was walkin' down around Venice way

Los Angeles

Oh big California

A man came up to me

About 40, gay

I say

"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

I was ridin' wave

around Malibu beach

A guy came up to me

He was lookin' like a leech

He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"

I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..

I don't know what I'm goin' to do"

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.



I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood

A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...

I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should

She left me there where I stood

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.



HEY BUTT

WHAT THE FUCK

WE ALL LIKE YOU

'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT