My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...

Why did'nt you tell me before?

It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on,

but.. now that I see you... I would have helped...

I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT...



I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyound your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..



Girls from all over the world

Love to write my name on the toilet walls

At the Whisky a Go Go

For I am Bwana Dik

I am Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik



My dick is a monster

Give me your heart



(Chorus line) Bwana Dik is a legend

Enormous thou art!



My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start



(Chorus line) When Bwana Dik speaks

The heavens will part



My dick is a dagger

I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, Baby

To scream up your slit



Steam it! Ream it! cream it