1. LUTEFISK BOILING ON DA STOVE

ITALIANS AT THE DOOR

THEY SPILL A PAN OF MEATBALLS

ALL OVER MARTHA'S FLOOR

UNCLE HEIKKI SLIPS ON THEM

AND STARTS A GREAT BIG FIGHT

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE

IT'S GONNA BE SOME NIGHT

2. THE KIDS ARE ON A SUGAR BUZZ

THEY JUST WON'T GO TO BED

THEY GOT THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES

DANCING IN THEIR HEADS

THEY SPOTTED UNCLE BRUNO

SNOOZING NEXT TO ME

THEY POPPED OUT HIS FALSE TEETH

AND HUNG 'EM ON THE TREE



CHORUS:

CHRISTMAS TIME FOOD AND WINE

FAMILY FRIEND AND FOE

WE CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY

BY SPENDING ALL OUR DOUGH

NOW WERE BROKE AND HAPPY

AND FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER

IT'S JUST TO BAD THAT CHRISTMAS TIME

COMES ONLY ONCE A YEAR



3. THE MOTHER-IN-LAWS BEEN DRINKING

FROM A JUG OF DAGO RED

SHE'S DANCING ON THE TABLE

WITH HER BLOOMERS ON HER HEAD

THE MINISTERS ON THE ORGAN

PLAYING ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK

HE TRIES TO GIVE A SERMON BUT

HE'S JUST TO DRUNK TO TALK



4. THE BROTHER-IN-LAW PLAYS SANTA CLAUSE

HE'S DIGGING IN HIS SACK

THE KIDS ARE SHOVING NICKELS

DOWN HIS BIG BUTT CRACK

HE JUMPS UP TO CHASE THEM

AND HIS PANTS FALL TO HIS KNEES

HE TRIPS ON UNCLE BRUNO

AND HE TOTALS OUT THE TREE



(REPEAT CHORUS)