1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES

IN A FIELD NEAR 41

SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE

AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN

THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME

AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY

A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR

AND DROOLING IN MY EYE

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE

I THINK I MUSTA WALKED

CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY

AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS

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I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW

AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR

AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE

CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE

BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME

ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY

NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN

TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET



2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY

I MUSTA HAD A BLAST

THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES

AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST

I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU

WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD

BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT

SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY

WE POLISHED OFF A CASE

BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE

SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE



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3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME

I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING

I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD

UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING

IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS

THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR

THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY

AND DROVE ME TO A BAR

I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS

EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS

I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM

AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE



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