I'm losin my hair

And my vision is shady

Last night I dreamt

Of an overweight lady

But I need a young thang

To keep up with my pace

To hold me in her arms

And take me straight to second base



I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Sing it, Chad, for me

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Oh yeah...

Calculus



Yeah ha ha

C'mon

We're 2Gether (We're 2Gether)

Girl, algebra or triginomitry

Could never equal up to what you do to me

(Do to me)

So let's intergrate

Don't differentiate

If you were in my class

There ain't no way I could pass

(Way could pass)

I hate English, Gym,

And not to mention

I can't even afford to pay my attention

(Pay my attention)

No philosophy could ever come between us

But we'll always have our calculus



I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Said I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us



(Calculus...Calculus...It says...)



Go! Go! Go!...

(Ooh baby, Oh Lord!)

U + Me = Us, oh!



Well, I never been good at history

And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee

When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or two

And I kicked ass on the test about me and you



I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Said I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us



(Calculus)



You!

Plus sign!

Me!

Equal sign!

Us!



You!

Plus sign!

Me!

Equal sign!

Us!



(Ooh....)

Girl, no subject comes close to you

(Ooh...)

2Gether, sing it!



I...

Know my...

Cal-cu-luuuuuus!



I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Said I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us



Calculus!