Uh

Betty was worried about the lover that she has married

and she didn't know what to do

He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead

an' all her worst fears had come true



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Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police



Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker

and he never ever broke the law

Thin Miss Lizzy was a-kept very busy

and sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for



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And take 'em all away

Lock 'em up

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Louie was a loner and a big time Al Capone-er

doin' all his dipping from the door

He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ,

the sooner he could even the score



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And lock 'em up

Help ya have a birthday, say

Take 'em all away