Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just dont feel like goin to work

I think I'll call my boss then I'm

Gunna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I got some strange disease

Whats that little twerp gunna say?

hay hay hay



Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today



I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underware watchin Earnest Goes To Camp

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my tumperware

Im not buisy now anyway hay hay hay



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Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today

Aint goint to work no way

Callin in sick today



I can do anything I want to

I am invincible now

Im on fire baby

Im alive Im alive can you hear me world

Im alive!



Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint

Maybe I'll make a fuge colored papastry from my bellybutton lint

When Im sick of takin abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedoms just 7 digits away



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