Well I came home the other night

I thought I had a bride

had a big fat momma layin' on the floor

Sayin' look here daddy dun' treat me right

The situation was, as I recall

Lookin' pretty bad

Look here Momma, you know, I say

Your the bestest woman that I ever had

She lay on the bed, and ????? ??? ??? head

I didn't know if I was 'live or dead

Cause I said Momma, try some o' this stuff

Well she opened her mouth and popped one in

She said Oh Daddy you know what I mean

I can't help nothin' but see what's on my mind

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