Well, we settled in and all lived hand to mouth

Pooled our guns and beat the boys down south

Felt so proud, we got our own country

We got it on sale from a bloody company



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Canada is Pissed

We'll fade and won't be missed

Our country got so poor

When the people are so rich



Well, we bribed the west and the north was in the bag

Can't see why we all don't love our flag

Varies immigrants and the native plea

To the anglos and the francos we're one big minority



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We're pissed, we're tanked, we're smashed on all the glut

We've chug-a-lugged ourselves into a rut

We got lots and sell it oh, so cheaply

Then buy it back and pay it through the teeth



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