A little blind spider took the wheel

Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel

Got a sassy chasse, sparkle in the sun

All four small bald fat tires rockin' through the sand and burnin' up



Little dune buggy in the sand

Little blue dune buggy in my hand



Okay, I got a rubber band motor hummin' on the beach, ready for fun

Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun

Eight thimble sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please

Spider's bad ass fat old abdomen's stuck in the bucket seat



Little dune buggy in the sand

Little blue dune buggy in my hand



Squishy transmission was caught in drive

Spiderman was squintin' at the sand and the sky

Spiderwoman in the front seat, screamin'