(at the dinner table)



Welcome everybody to my table

Don't be shy, man, grab a seat

C'mon, it's time to eat, dig in



Frejoles de t.j., sushi from japan

Weenies from america

Don't forget canned ham

Monkey brains from india

???? from france

Pizzas from chicago

Korea, dog, many cat



All we want is, all we need is

All we want is, all we need is

All we want is one more beer

To teach the world

To sing in harmony



Eating can resolve

This racial tension

Get yourself a side of beef

Electric knife, and 50' of cord



Flies from ethiopia

Sangria de espana

Crumpets from england

Sand from iran

Bratwurst von deutchland

Meatballs from sweden

Mongolian bbq

Bacon from canada, eh...



The next time you're about to shout a racial slur, stop, and think about

All the wonderful dishes that come from his or her country, and channel

Your energies into enjoying your next international delight!


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