Wait until the caller ends

The conversation with his mother

Then take his place inside the box

And plaster one wall then the other

Pictures do the work of words

Adverts for the modern lover



He's the cardboy king

And he's distributing as always

The girls can stay indoors

And then he visits them in turn



Take a daily risk of up to

A grand and half as much again

He's mapped out his career of sorts

But going nowhere no matter how many men

Will his heart shack up with any of

Polly, Tanya, Kim or Pen

Dear old Pen



He's the cardboy king

And he's distributing as always

The girls can stay indoors

And then he visits them in turn



Messing up the BT decor

Till they've fallen on the floor

Messing up the BT decro

Till they've fallen on the floor



It doesn't go down popular

With the generation libido free

Catch him in the act and they will

Throw him over their collective knee

But seeing wrinkle echo wrinkle

Wouldn't that be lovely ?

Lovely



He's the cardboy king

And he's distributing as always

The girls can stay indoors

And then he visits them in turn



He's the cardboy king

And he's distributing as always

Always distributing



He's the cardboy king

And he's distributing as always

The girls can stay indoors