One day I bumped into this big shot TV guy I know

He said I'm really desperate, would you like to host a show?

I sez I'm kind of busy here, saving the world from crime

But is the money's right then buddy show me where to sign

(Show him where to sign)



I knew I'd need some co-hosts, or I would surely fail

I remembered I had Brak and Zorak locked up in my jail (HELLO!)

I told them all about the show they were happy as can be (Yeah right)

The show is Cartoon Planet, and the rest is history (re-re-re-re-re!)

Cartoon Planet, starring me (And me, and me!)