It's a dirty job but someones got to do it

So open up your ass so I can look into it

'Cause you never know what you're gonna find

When you ram your fist up a person's behind



Cavity Search on the side of the road

I'm almost positive I'm breking a code

But I'm the one who's in control

It's my job to search your hole



With a rubber glove pulled on my fist

I search your every orifice

Probing you with icy tools

I search for drugs and stir your stools



Cavity Search on the side of the road

I'm almost positive I'm breking a code

But I am here to protect the souls

Of the people who pay me to look up prisoners holes

So drop'em

Spread'em wide

This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me



It's a dirty job but someones got to do it

So open up your ass so I can look into it

'Cause you never know what you're gonna find

When you ram your fist up a person's behind



Cavity search by the side of the road

I know damn well that I'm breaking a code

But I am here to protect the soules

Of the people who pay me to look up your hole