I'm at the top and there's nowhere else to go

You can call me nice or you can call me CEO

Cuz if you dis I'll be quick to dismiss ya

Put you in the mailroom where I won't even miss ya



The color of my Amex is strictly platinum

Would you like to do lunch ya'all can come

Put the fancy food on my plate

Cuz I'm livin so large you can call me Bill Gates



I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO take a business card

I'm the CEO and I'm livin' damn hard

I'm the CEO!



Don't waste my time cuz my time is your money

Did I hear someone laugh, the shit ain't funny

Cause I work 9-5 like I was Dolly Parton

But I'm makin' suckers wish that they never went to Wharton



This ain't no small business like the Hair Club for Men

In the Fortune 500 well I'm in the top ten

Now I'm talkin' on the cell phone but don't touch that dial

Better yet get off that butt open the drawer get me a file



The style that I sport is always Bergdorf's

I don't take no retortin' cause my desk is my basketball court

I play the sport with all the heavy hitters

And at Sotheby's I'm the highest fuckin' bidder



I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO!

Where's my fuckin' secretary?

Yeah I'll call you back next January

I'm the CEO!



This takeover's kinda hostile

Men beneath me- docile

Excuse me but my driver's waiting outside

And I got to jet

Of course, the private jet

50 men in suits to serve me inside



And if you don't know, now ya know



I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO!

Better than the president

Your yearly wage is what I pay for rent

I'm the CEO! OHHHHHHH



I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO!

I'm the CEO take a business card

I'm the CEO and I'm livin' damn hard

I'm the CEO! OHHHHHHHH