Oh, Charlie, don't dance dance dance

Your head's in a whirl

In a blind romance

Oh Charlie, look away look away

Do you believe what the good doctor says



Now there's rumors in the city that the banks might close

Close for a long holiday

And the papers are full of a new meltdown

Hold your breath, for the winds are all change



Oh, no, Charlie dance dance

Oh, go, Charlie dance dance

Oh, Charlie dance dance



The minister says, put your hands on your head

Try and breath through your nose

Flat on the floor, bum in the air

Let's all do the death throes

Don't drink the milk, but the water is fine

The cows got caught in the rain

Charlie, believe what the government says

They don't moo anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead

Don't chew anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead



Oh, go Charlie dance dance

Oh, no Charlie dance dance